Ooh, guys, you should totally leave what song you’d think would be my theme song in my ask box.
same
that sounds fun
Ignore the haters, boi.u ok cilan
cilan what have I told you about dancing in public like that
namely that you shouldn’t do it
srsly cilan stop that oh my god
Submas according to my 4 year old niece
Niece: The white one's good and the black one's evil, right?
Me: Why do you say that?
Niece: Well, the black one's always angry. Does the white one fight him?
Me: No, nothing like that, they're twin brothers.
Niece: They're brothers!?
Me: Yes, and they do everything together. The black one is just always frowning and the white one is always smiling.
Niece: So, when you put them together, you get a happy-sad face?
Me: No, you'd get a blank, neutral face.
Niece: Does that happen when they get married?
Me (hardly holding back laughter): Yes, that's what happens when they get married.
Niece: So, they're like married brothers, and they become blank?
Me: Yes.
Niece: Oh! *runs off singing "Blank Brothers" around the house*
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
