Siri you mouldy baguette
magicinmyveinsx:

Autyum-Leaf Recipe. :)
Here’s a treat no kid will leaf behind. Made with store-bought piecrust dough, these leaves are filled with chocolate and peanut butter chips — but try jam and cream cheese, or chocolate chips, walnuts, and mini marshmallows, if you prefer.

Ingredients
1 egg
1 teaspoon of water
Prepared pie crust
Mini chocolate chips
Peanut butter chips
Raw sugar
Flour for work surface

Instructions

Heat the oven to 375°. Whisk one egg with a teaspoon of water and set it aside.


On a floured surface, roll out a prepared pie crust so it’s about 1/8-inch thick. Use a large leaf-shaped cookie cutter (ours is 4 1/2-inches wide) to make as many dough leaf pairs as possible.


For each pocket, spread about 4 teaspoons of mini chocolate chips and peanut butter chips on a leaf, leaving a 1/2-inch margin at the edge. Brush egg wash onto the edge, place a second leaf on top, and press the edges to seal.


Brush the top with egg wash and sprinkle it generously with raw sugar. Bake the leaves on a parchment-covered cookie sheet until their edges are just beginning to brown, about 12 minutes. Let them rest on the sheet a few minutes before moving them to a cooling rack.

magicinmyveinsx:

Autyum-Leaf Recipe. :)

Here’s a treat no kid will leaf behind. Made with store-bought piecrust dough, these leaves are filled with chocolate and peanut butter chips — but try jam and cream cheese, or chocolate chips, walnuts, and mini marshmallows, if you prefer.

Ingredients

  • 1 egg
  • 1 teaspoon of water
  • Prepared pie crust
  • Mini chocolate chips
  • Peanut butter chips
  • Raw sugar
  • Flour for work surface

Instructions

  1. Heat the oven to 375°. Whisk one egg with a teaspoon of water and set it aside.

  2. On a floured surface, roll out a prepared pie crust so it’s about 1/8-inch thick. Use a large leaf-shaped cookie cutter (ours is 4 1/2-inches wide) to make as many dough leaf pairs as possible.

  3. For each pocket, spread about 4 teaspoons of mini chocolate chips and peanut butter chips on a leaf, leaving a 1/2-inch margin at the edge. Brush egg wash onto the edge, place a second leaf on top, and press the edges to seal.

  4. Brush the top with egg wash and sprinkle it generously with raw sugar. Bake the leaves on a parchment-covered cookie sheet until their edges are just beginning to brown, about 12 minutes. Let them rest on the sheet a few minutes before moving them to a cooling rack.

princessinigo:

its-not-freedom—its-freestyle:

I love these things, I couldn’t resist

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

cosimad:

OB S2 Meme
↳ 5 Scenes || (5/5) Cosima’s Clone Dance Party

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS

megasparce:

We all need some girl time

shinycaterpie:

#068 Machamp

marliedino:

Nap Time by ZHUY

dust-sommelier:

yOU CALLED FOR THE STRUGGLE BUS, poli-swirl?!

choipchoiphelo:

i drew them about to make out but then after i finished drawing it i imagined marceline taking a gf test and pb is like

and then they just made out thats it

choipchoiphelo:

i drew them about to make out but then after i finished drawing it i imagined marceline taking a gf test and pb is like

and then they just made out thats it

likeitornur:

say if Cabernet was having a dream and there was the actual glistening S-Class badge floating in mid-air, basically hers for the taking, and as she grabs it, it disappears, and to her horror, she realises she has accidentally grabbed Dento’s crotch, but he just winks and says, “oh, but it’s just as rewarding for you”